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Why are you so paranoid??

September 16, 2009

Why are you so paranoid?/Don’t be so paranoid Don’t be so…/Baby, don’t worry about it/Hey there, don’t even think about it.

So everyone knows social networking sites have become the new way to get to know people. My job even checked my Myspace and Facebook profiles before I was hired. This is true for dating as well. And since women are born with skills that surpass the most coveted C.I.A. agent, we are the best when it comes to gaining information about our new love interests. However, sometimes this works at a disadvantage for women.

The 5 steps of Cyberstalking for Women:

Step 1: You start dating a guy and become friends on Myspace, Facebook, Twitter

Step 2: You look through his friends to see what mutual friends you have (trying to see if he knows any of your past boyfriends/J.O.’s or if he knows that girl that you know gets it in with every dude)

Step 3: You start to look through photos and read tweets and retweets to see if u can figure out what females he potentially talks to or used to talk to

Step 4: You start to question him about the pic he took with that pretty girl while on vacation, which turns out to be his cousin

Step 5: You end up becoming consumed with stalking his profiles an nit-pick at every comment, status message, picture, tweet, and event he’s RSVP’d for…

Ending result you’ve done nothing but waste time and energy on a man who is:

1) not your boyfriend and 2) probably never will be your man because you’re psycho!! On the other hand….

The steps for men are somewhat different: (read on to find out what they are) 

 1) Don’t accept/follow or request that new girl you’re dating on any social networking site

2) Be completely honest and upfront about any potential scandalous information she may see

3) She’s still tripping on you, let the bitch go because we all know what happened to Martin in A Thin Line Between Love and Hate

So ladies, instead of wasting all your time cyberstalkin your new boo how bout you worry about getting to know him in the real world because sometimes… You worry bout the wrong things, the wrong things/You worry bout the wrong things, the wrong things/You worry bout the wrong things, the wrong things/You worry bout the wrong things, the wrong things…..

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One Comment leave one →
  1. September 16, 2009 4:40 pm

    The follow up to this post is coming soon…”She’s one of them”…

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