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NEWSFLASH: Sex is not a cure-all!

November 30, 2009

Submitted by Sam Jones


Passionate kissing-good foreplay-long strokes-legs shaking-multiple orgasm-stay moaning-break my back-toes curling-best sex I ever had type of sex

Yea all that is cool, but what else you got? There have been countless R&B and rap videos (all made by men I should note) that suggest that putting in the type of work as described above is all they need to do to keep a woman satisfied… and after speaking with a few of my male friends I found that men actually believe this.

Surprisingly, you’re going to have to cum harder than that. I’m not as  (for lack of a better word) stupid as I used to be when I confused good sex with real emotions. I can’t speak for the women who still think this way, but as for me, just because you put it down, doesn’t mean I want you to put a ring on it, or even a commit to me for that much. And if that’s all you have to offer the most you’ll get from me is sandwich after, no cheese.

3 Comments leave one →
  1. November 30, 2009 7:28 am

    I’d like to introduce all uninformed parties to the idea that this craziness isn’t all our fault… we’re made to behave this way believe it or not, blame it on grand design, destiny, karma or whatever… but the scientific term is Oxytocin. It is best known for its roles in female reproduction: it is released in large amounts after distension of the cervix and vagina during labor, and after stimulation of the nipples, facilitating birth and breastfeeding, respectively. Recent studies have begun to investigate oxytocin’s role in various behaviors, including orgasm, social recognition, pair bonding, anxiety, trust, love, and maternal behaviors.

    In reguards to sex: Oxytocin evokes feelings of contentment, reductions in anxiety, and feelings of calmness and security around a mate.[12] In order to reach full orgasm, it is necessary that brain regions associated with behavioral control, fear and anxiety are deactivated; which allows individuals to let go of fear and anxiety during sexual arousal.(see orgasm) Many studies have already shown a correlation of oxytocin with social bonding, increases in trust, and decreases in fear. One study confirmed that there was a positive correlation between oxytocin plasma levels and an anxiety scale measuring the adult romantic attachment.[13] This suggests that oxytocin may be important for the inhibition of brain regions that are associated with behavioral control, fear, and anxiety, thus allowing orgasm to occur.

    Needless to say, we feel some comfortable after amazing sex that we figure this Must be love. Shame that females get the “short” end of the stick by having longer and more intense orgasms than guys, these emotions stick with them longer. While guys can reach orgasm and be back to thinkin about how hungry they are within 60 seconds. Its just how we’re built, yeah there are exceptions here and there… But mostly, there you go… Cheers!

  2. November 30, 2009 10:30 am

    I don’t think men who are more concerned with putting it down in the bedroom are concerned with committing. That’s a woman’s way of thinking. If the pipe is good we don’t want to share.

    But men are thinking, okay if I lay the pipe, I can keep her around strictly on that basis until I find new booty to lay it on.

  3. Deline permalink
    November 30, 2009 11:05 am

    So you’re saying assuming your fully sexually satisfied.. We won’t have to get married and you’ll make me a sandwich?

    Ok. Deal.

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